a rep - what it's really like

DO EXPECT TO

Become an alcoholic and chain smoker

Need lots patience to answer the same questions each week

Hide large amounts of money until the bank opens on Monday

Rely on your alarm clock

Become an expert at packing luggage under coaches

Bluff your way around the mountain

Time getting onto lifts carefully (so you don’t end up next to Norman)

Need that patience again when your mates are in powder and you're on the ‘Blues Cruise’

     DON’T EXPECT TO

Feel enthusiastic about the Pub Crawl after week five

Find the ‘Babe/Guy of the Week’ (picked from the lift pass photos) will look so good in real life

Sell lift passes without feeling sick while the bus swings round hairpins

Have the drunk guests at the back remember any of your coach speech

Enjoy an 18-hour transfer day