| BLONDES' SKI WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS |
01 December 2003 |
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The opening is centered on the party tent in Söll, with presenter Bernhard Fleischmann, and live bands Grabowski, P.n.8 and Relax. The village famous for its lively nightlife looks set to live up to its reputation once again. Blondes have
more fun The Championships get serious when it comes to the contest for top place in the competitive racing, although there are ‘fun races’ for those who can’t be bothered. and fun classes: after all there is a trip to win in each category to get you motivated. Special package deals including accommodation and event admissions for opening weekend are available through the tourist office. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Gratuitous Blonde
Joke She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if they had any odd jobs for her to do. 'Well' said the man, 'you can paint my porch. How much will you charge me?' The blonde, after looking about, responded 'how about $50? The man agreed, and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband 'does she realize the porch goes all the way around the house?' The man replied 'she should, she was standing on it. Do you really think she's that dumb?' 'No. I guess I'm just used to reading those e-mail blonde jokes.' A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money. 'You're finished already?' the husband asked. 'Yes' the blonde replied, 'and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.' Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50. 'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Mercedes!' Mail
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