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Like
all jobs, there are pros and cons to working as a handyman
(or woman). If you can cope with the low wages, no chance
of tips and no honesty bar to run, you will be laughing all
the way to the slopes, as the handyman gets more ski time
than anyone else in the resort.
It's all in the planning
If you plan your week well, it is possible
to ski lift open to lift close for five days - leaving you
one day for shopping and then the usual transfer day headaches.
That said, there is no plausible reason for your manager getting
you up early on transfer day - while chalet hosts are up bright
and early at 4am, you can sleep easy 'til 9am, safe in the
knowledge that your work is better done after the guests have
gone.
Work (relatively) hard on transfer day, and there will be
very little to do during the week. The odd light bulb to change
and door to jig around is about the sum total of a weekday's
work.
Will work for beer
Most of your work, ironically, will not stem from the chalets
at all, but the staff apartments. At the start of the season,
everyone will want a snowboard rack/extra shelves/more coat
hooks, so it's best to arrange yourself a standard tariff
for staff work - a beer related scale works well.
As the season progresses, the staff will keep you busy (and
in the beer) by kicking doors off hinges, breaking beds during
bouts of rigorous sex and tripping over carpets. Of course,
as you have access to all the tools and materials, there is
no excuse for a lack of coat hooks or shelves in your room…
Just how handy do you have to be?
Handymen don't necessarily need to be qualified electricians
or CORGI registered plumbers. Although a bit of electrical
know-how is required, if you're able to hang a light fitting
on plasterboard, then you'll be fine.
If anything serious goes wrong, is likely to be a case of
calling in a service engineer and helping him/her out (alternatively,
you can always tackle the problem yourself if you feel you
are up to it).
It's also well worth getting to know the owners of the chalets
you're working in, as they will know what may go wrong, and
will have to approve any big expenditure you make. The biggest
challenge you're likely to face as a handyman is trying to
fill your time.
Alternative activities
It's worth having an alternative to drinking for the days
when the weather is bad. A good one being finding out if chalet
hosts from other companies need any maintenance done (for
a modest charge).
If you have one, take a laptop out with you
- this will allow you to check your email much more cheaply
than using internet terminals in resort. You can also charge
your mates for checking email, and - if you've got a CD burner
- run a CD copying service (within copyright laws, of course).
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Handy Top Tips:
- Always carry a book to write down maintenance
problems – guests and staff can, and will, collar you
at any moment (including the late night chip queue), and tell
you something that needs doing.

- Carry a Leatherman
with you at all times, as most of your time is spent carrying
tools and materials around resort. A Leatherman could save
you hours of traipsing around in the snow.

- Buy lots of light bulbs – electricity
supplies in ski resorts seem to blow lots of light bulbs.
Reckon on every bulb in a chalet blowing once in a season,
and show the chalet hosts how to change them.

- Get to know the guests in one chalet on
transfer day. Then, when you rock up and nick their breakfast
in the morning, they know who you are.

- Push for a company ski jacket. You are going
to spend more time walking round in the snow than the reps
or resort manager, so it’s only fair. Also helps people
identify who you are when you stroll into their chalet holding
a big hammer

- Get a portable CD/MD/MP3 player to ease
the tedious walks between chalets carrying a heavy toolbox.
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