Considering La Tania hasn't opened yet, last weekend was pretty mad.

Compulsory Drinking
The pub was packed each night 'cos there's so many people training here at the moment and all the new staff seem to be settling in and getting to "know" each other.

Dicks opening night in Meribel and the opening of Lodge du Village in Meribel Village were also compulsory trips that not many people have any recollection of. I can confirm that a goldfish was swallowed - I've seen the video.

First day out
Above the Bouc Blanc Restaurant above La Tania on the opening day. Access was from the top of Chenus - and traverse across to the right from Dou des Lanches.

The new workers survey
37 girls and 37 boys interviewed confirmed amongst other things:

FEMALE:
19 Board, 16 Ski, 2 Both
6 prefer knickers, 31 prefer thongs
19 had less than ten partners and 18 had more than ten partners

MALE:
17 Board, 16 Ski, 4 Both
25 prefer Kylie to 12 prefer Britney
23 prefer a cuddle after sex to 14 who would rather have a cigarette

Lodge members
Some of this years Lodge du Village and Ski Lodge staff - be nice to them everyone!

Report from Toffa - Natives Resort Reporter in La Tania

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