the worst chat up lines heard in the alps

Thanks to our friend alcohol, occasionally people say things they regret. All of the following have been overheard...

'I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long'.
(Le Pub, Meribel)

'I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you'.
(Pacific Bar, Val d'Isere)

'I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight'
(Dicks, Val d'Isere)

'Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.'
(Wild Wallabies, Chamonix)

'I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.'
(The Ski Lodge, La Tania)

'Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?'
(L'Equipe, Courchevel 1850)

'You might not be the best looking person here, but beauty is only a light switch away.'
(at BUSC in Saalbach)

'I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.'
(Harries Bar, Tignes attrib.)

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
(The Farm, Verbier)

'Did it hurt...when you fell down from heaven?'
(The North Wall, Zermatt)

'Was your father a thief? Well, who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?'
(Rond Point, Meribel)

Staggering boarder swaggers up and says "I'm going home .......... hiccup ..... wanna come?" How can a girl resist (answer = easily)
(Dicks in Val D'Isere)